Prequel...part 1

"The future is not what it used to be."
-Anonymous


Pre-mortal life.


"Opp....so, Megan."
"Yep"
"Looks like there are only two eternal rolls in life ,that are essential in your generation, left. Let's see....*looks at clipboard*...ah ha. Looks like you could either be a swimsuit model neuroscientist...or...unphotogenic."
"I'll take the model."
"Ah...well too bad it's OPPOSITE DAY!"
"Wait....what? *looks at calender*...dang."