"The future is not what it used to be."
-Anonymous
Pre-mortal life.
"Opp....so, Megan."
"Yep"
"Looks like there are only two eternal rolls in life ,that are essential in your generation, left. Let's see....*looks at clipboard*...ah ha. Looks like you could either be a swimsuit model neuroscientist...or...unphotogenic."
"I'll take the model."
"Ah...well too bad it's OPPOSITE DAY!"
"Wait....what? *looks at calender*...dang."
Is math the worst? (and if it is, whose fault is it?)
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A student asked me on the AP Lit discord:
*hey mr jepson, do you think the study of literature has any of these
problems?*
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I wrote kind of a lot...
11 hours ago
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