"The future is not what it used to be."
"Looks like there are only two eternal rolls in life ,that are essential in your generation, left. Let's see....*looks at clipboard*...ah ha. Looks like you could either be a swimsuit model neuroscientist...or...unphotogenic."
"I'll take the model."
"Ah...well too bad it's OPPOSITE DAY!"
"Wait....what? *looks at calender*...dang."
#824 Finding the remote control after looking forever - Look, there it is, wedged way down in the couch cushions the whole time. AWESOME! Photo from: here — Subscribe to my new podcast 3 Books with Neil Pasric...
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