"The future is not what it used to be."
"Looks like there are only two eternal rolls in life ,that are essential in your generation, left. Let's see....*looks at clipboard*...ah ha. Looks like you could either be a swimsuit model neuroscientist...or...unphotogenic."
"I'll take the model."
"Ah...well too bad it's OPPOSITE DAY!"
"Wait....what? *looks at calender*...dang."
#986 When you pull up to a red light and the guy in front of you moves up a bit so you can make a right turn - Don’t you love it when you pull up to a red light in the right lane, and the guy in front of you notices and squeezes out into the intersection a bit, ju...
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