Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear Internet

"Hi Internet!"

"Hi Megan."

"I....um....I haven't seen you in a while."

"I know, Megan. For serious! Where have you BEEN!"

"I...I....I've been seeing other activities."

"What? But...I thought I was your one and only."

"I know Internet, I know. It's just....you've been so in...inaccessible these past weeks. I just feel like I can't....I just don't think we've had the connection we had in the past. It used to be that we'd hook up all the time. Now, if I'm lucky, I can see you for maaaaaybe an hour a day. I can't be in this kind of relationship."

"What? Do you think I'm not meeting any of your needs?"

"Well, here's the thing internet. After seeing activities like the beach, and forest walk, I start to wonder if maybe seperation would be good for me. But then I always find myself coing back to you. I'd fight for you internet. I ride public transportation, and walk half an hour uphill, carrying my laptop, just to get a taste of you.

"So, I'm going to try to make an effort to be more productive when I'm with you. Maybe you can still fullfill my needs...if I just get less demanding.
Plus, the food here is great."


kato said...

I was thinking you were in space talking to HAL..

Amber Clower said...

lol, This post just honestly made my day.