"I....um....I haven't seen you in a while."
"I know, Megan. For serious! Where have you BEEN!"
"I...I....I've been seeing other activities."
"What? But...I thought I was your one and only."
"I know Internet, I know. It's just....you've been so in...inaccessible these past weeks. I just feel like I can't....I just don't think we've had the connection we had in the past. It used to be that we'd hook up all the time. Now, if I'm lucky, I can see you for maaaaaybe an hour a day. I can't be in this kind of relationship."
"What? Do you think I'm not meeting any of your needs?"
"Well, here's the thing internet. After seeing activities like the beach, and forest walk, I start to wonder if maybe seperation would be good for me. But then I always find myself coing back to you. I'd fight for you internet. I ride public transportation, and walk half an hour uphill, carrying my laptop, just to get a taste of you.
"So, I'm going to try to make an effort to be more productive when I'm with you. Maybe you can still fullfill my needs...if I just get less demanding.
Plus, the food here is great."
Lesson 16: “I cannot go beyond the word of the Lord” #BCCSundaySchool2018 - This is the one with the talking donkey. Everybody likes talking animals. Buckle up, folks, this one starts off fun but it goes very dark very quickly at...
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